JD
Theoretician and General Conspiracy Theorist

Hands down one of our most memorable characters! JD has more information bouncing around in his head then any one person should. Not only does he rip players a new one but he takes on the game companies for their lack of moral responsibility. Enjoy a few select quotes:

"These large conglomerates. Do they have a moral responsibility? You damn tootin'!"

"10 million people! Getting their brains sucked out of their head!"

"This is a diversion. Don't pay attention to what's going on around. No. Head down play your game. Don't look around. Head down play your game."